Tag: funny
group name: furandfeathers
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March 09, 2007 12:39 PM EST --
Browden is my 5 and 1/2 month old AmStaff puppy.
He really has such an awareness...and it's so funny.
A couple of weeks ago my father-in-law (who lives right next door) planted a new bush . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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January 10, 2007 05:52 PM EST --
I thought these were great when I got them in a email.
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
I love this one. Anyone familiar with cats should get a kick out of it. It was on another website. The author was unknown.
A) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:48 AM EST --
I think there is a lot of truth to these. This came to me in an email.
A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on . . . more
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March 08, 2007 10:34 AM EST --
Where do pets come from?
A newly discovered chapter from the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, . . . more
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January 08, 2007 03:51 PM EST --
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996
From: Vic Hollingsworth
Subject: cats
Oh greats sirs and mams of furball gathering, below is the condensed version of the cat philosophy handbook
1. Life is hard then you nap. . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . . more
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February 08, 2007 02:03 PM EST --
Yes Cat! Productions is holding auditions for the new band “Katmandoo”!
Do you have what it takes to make the cut:
Four Paws
Whiskers
Musical Ability
A Great Look
The ability to . . . more
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May 09, 2007 07:48 AM EDT --
Well, It was an interesting day yesterday, and we got a lot done, but not enough. There is never enough time for helping Grandma, trying to keep up with the outside chores here (never mind . . . more
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January 05, 2007 06:10 PM EST --
I love this one. When I saw it in a email I knew I had to share it.
Human beings are large, clumsy animals with extremely poor night vision that make a lot of noise. However, they live in weather-proof . . . more
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January 04, 2007 12:59 PM EST --
Anyone familiar with cats should love this. I found it posted on a website which encourages distribution. No author was given.
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted . . . more
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January 13, 2007 11:08 AM EST --
This is a follow up I guess on the one about cats I recieved in an email yesterday.
1. Golden Retriever: The sun . . . more
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January 13, 2007 11:59 AM EST --
You have seen the one on cats, now for the one on dogs. This was posted on another website which encourages distribution. No author was given.
You believe every dog is a lap dog.
If you are . . . more
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January 27, 2007 02:35 PM EST --
Buddy is a gem. He is wonderful with the new puppy, and so very loving with everyone. Today, he gave us a moment that was truly worth sharing. It is a slow and lazy Saturday afternoon being spent just . . . more
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July 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT --
We finally came up with a name for the new baby kitten that is sticking, she is officially " Boomer ." We tend to call her "Baby Boomer" so I guess that's her full name! It . . . more
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February 24, 2007 07:49 PM EST --
For the people at Arts Fith Avenue, you can probably guess who this poem is about.
Sunshine lazy cat
Rolling on the dusty floor
In your warm grey fur
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December 29, 2006 09:42 PM EST --
I looked for this joke for Adele's husband. I hope he and others will enjoy it. This one came from my computer files and was probably downloaded from the internet.
After your humans give you a bath, . . . more
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January 08, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
This one is good enough I'm going to give special credit to my wife's nephew for sending it to me.
Have you ever suspected that your cat may be from another planet? . . . more
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April 01, 2007 03:58 PM EDT --
For weeks I've been dealing with the woes of a water bottle that refuses to stay stuck. I used to have it suspended from a wire that came with it with Kipper's bedding built under it so that he . . . more
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